So I thought I'd test out this journal thing since something so orgasmic happened to me the other day. XD I'll be brief.
7:11pm Friday night: Friend comes over (slumber part-ayyy w00t w00t). Friend brings gift. Gift = 9 goldfish (the non-edible variety)
7:30pm: Friend pours fish from bag into bowl. Things don't go as planned: water successfully transferred to bowl; fish, not. Friend screams in process.